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wifeguydeanwinchester:

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

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goldensart:

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theoneandmolly:

you’re telling me this onicle is bi?

what’s that? this former is trans too?

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tylerposey:

I’ve worked a lot of jobs.

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kalichnikov:

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Anonymous asked:

Love your blog! Followed for the abs, stayed for the mental illness.

dormouseking:

once i stop laughing at this i’m gonna kill you

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idhren:
“belanekra:
“operativesurprise:
“My husband knew that my favorite meal was my mother’s breaded and panfried chicken breast, known in my family as “Becca Chicken”. He apparently got her to teach him to cook it for our first anniversary, and...

idhren:

belanekra:

operativesurprise:

My husband knew that my favorite meal was my mother’s breaded and panfried chicken breast, known in my family as “Becca Chicken”. He apparently got her to teach him to cook it for our first anniversary, and every now and then he will surprise me with it as dinner. He makes it even better than I can.

love is a chicken cutlet indeed

get yourself a significant other who will make you perfectly breaded and fried chicken cutlets

love is a practice

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i-am-the-third-heat:
“surprisebitch:
“legend
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Always hurts to see someone else live your dream
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i-am-the-third-heat:

surprisebitch:

legend

Always hurts to see someone else live your dream

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